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面试人员给偶一张履历表，于是就填了这样的资料.... 惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
姓名：English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!)
年龄：Confidential (机密)
身高：Not related to the job (跟工作无关)
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after(一直有在变化,用餐前后都不相同)
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific(我ㄉ每个阶段居住ㄉ地方都不同,请指出特定的时期)
电话：Ericsson (行动电话的厂牌名-__-"..)
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls(只给美丽和有钱的女生)
上班时间：the shorter the better (时间越短越好)
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls (希望不用太忙于公事,但必须有许多漂亮妹妹和年轻妹妹围绕在旁边)
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university (毕业于野鸡大学)
语言能力：fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利)
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping (睡觉AND睡觉)
经历：Fooling around all the time (一直都是游手好闲)
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific(请注明是要询问哪一种...正派ㄉor不正派ㄉ)
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company (仍然正在找寻有钱的漂亮妹妹,并且希望能在你们公司找到...)
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible(能有个表演ㄉ舞台(可爱现),并且能越快退休越好)
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好)
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